chuck norris

chuck norris can slam a revolving door

chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

God may walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

chuck norris can speak french... in german

everynight the boogyman checks his closet for chuck norris

there is no control button on chuck norris' keyboard chuck norris is always in control

Nice Bob!

also when chuck norris does a push up he doesnt push himselfup he pushes the earth down

there is no such thing as global warming chuck norris just turned up the thermostat




this is fun but wow i have no life but its still funny

chuck norris doesnt read books he stares them down until he gets the information he wants

chuck norris doesnt sleep he waits

godzilla is japaneese for chuck norris

if you can see chuck norris he can see you if you cant see chuck norris you are seconds away from death

chuck norris' tears cure cancer... to bad he never cries

chuck norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink you might know of it as red bull

MAKE MORE!

I dont think he made these ive already heard most of them but they're still funny

Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the face from behind

Chuck Norris is the only person who can email a round-house kick

Chuck Norris can fall and miss the ground

He might be right Bob. Good lines none the less though.

thankss alright he is one of the best ive heard

when chuck norris looks in the mirror the mirror brakes because it doesnt want to get in between chuck norris and chuck norris

if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars chuck norris has more money than you

chuck norris doesnt get frost bite chuck norris bites frost

chuck norris can shoot seven shot out of a revolver

chuck norris counted to infiniti... twice!

CLASSIC

lol man this guys on a roll!! chuck norris jokes ftw

there is no suck thing as tornados chuck norris doesnt like trailer parks

chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is

darth vadar dresses up as chuck norris for halloween

aliens do exist theyre just waiting for chuck norris to die to attack

chuck norris has already been to mars thats why there are no sighns of life

the grass on the other side is always greener unless chuck norris has been there otherwise its soaked in blood and tears

when chuck norris took a steroid test the doctors told him it was positivehe said well of course what do you think steroids are made from

chuck norris desroyed the periodic table beacuse the only element he knows is the element of suprise
chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn he stands outside and dares the grass to grow

superman wears chuck norris underpants

crop circles are chuck norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the F*CK down!!

chuck norris doesnt go hunting because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure chuck norris goes killing

if chuck norris is late then time better slow the F*Ck down!!!

go to google type find chuck norris and click im feeling lucky

chuck norrisclicked the unclickable button...TWICE!!!

chuck norris sleeps with a night light not because he is afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of chuck noris

chuck norris went to the Virgin Islands they are now called the Islands

chuck norris can kill 100% of whatever the f*ck he wants

there is no chin behind chuck norris' beard only another fist

chuck norris' beard is barbed wire sewn together by the souls of mortals

lol awesome!